Mega Pint

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

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The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.

Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"

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mega pint

mega pint means drinking mega-ly, pouring urself a lot of alcohol in a cup to drink.

johnny poured himself a mega pint of red wine to drink.

a mega pint?? 😃

mega pint by Xrena April 29, 2022

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A large or huge measurement of alcohol

Also see: large glass of red wine

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine correct?

Mega Pint by vva96 April 25, 2022

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One million x 473 ml (US) = 473000 Liter or 124953 US Gallons of Wine for breakfast

You drank a Mega Pint of wine for breakfast

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An amount that is 100 times bigger than a pint.

She was sucking me off, and I released a mega pint of cum.

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the action of pouring oneself a large glass of Wine.

no wonder you where drunk, you where pouring yourself mega pints all night!

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