meetlover

People who purposely call or attend long, senseless meetings instead of getting any real work accomplished. They blame these meetings for their lack of productive input, but they love going to them.

We wanted to finish our reports today, but the meetlover didn't turn in his data. He said he was in a meeting.

"Hey, have you guys seen Bob?"
"Meetlover? Yeah, he went to a 2- day meeting downtown even though he doesn't work that division anymore"

"Oh no, meetlover called...she said she is out all week in meetings and I have to cover her shift".

by SmartyPants2011 January 23, 2011

Meetup whore

A women or man that signs up for several meetup.com events every day of the year and goes to at least 4 per week. They have no social lives outside of meetup.com
The women are fat, ugly old maid spinsters and the men are desperate pathetic losers with no game who can't get laid.

Are you a single fat bitch over 35 desperate to pop out a couple of rug rats or snag a sucker? Then you're a meetup whore!

by massiveerection December 15, 2009

meet-free meetup

When two people propose to meet each other socially, but never actually follow through with the meeting, thereby appearing to fulfill a social obligation, without any risk of actual socializing.

My friend sincerely invited me out for lunch, and I sincerely said yes, but we never bothered to call each other back to confirm any time or dates. I knew then it was a total meet-free meetup. Still, I appreciated the gesture. Sort of.

by SnotBubbleBoy May 14, 2011

meetup.com

Meetup website for pathetic losers with no lives. Its craiglist in person. 90% of events have the same 20 people like arrogant pricks chris redman and daniel lum who can't meet friends or romantic partners. The organizers are anal retentive obsessive control freaks.

Daniel Lum and Chris Redman are meetup.com addicts because they have no social lives without it.

by shitmeister June 8, 2014

Mentula

The Latin word for penis (that is not penis). But more like a euphemism for it (e.g. cock, dick, etc...), as the word itself is a pun because it is resemblant to the word "mentis", which refers to the mind, and coincidently with the word "menta", a transliterated Ancient Greek loan word meaning mint stalk.

Guy #1: Yo brah! My mentula is tumescent, man!
Guy #2: Uhhh... what?
Guy #1: I know, right‽
Guy #2: Ok, first off, I don't know you. Secondly, what is a mentula and how do I get one?

by MJCOXV July 8, 2020

jugo meetup

when two people meet for the first time and are awkies bc they kinda like each other tbh

F: i’m so keen for the jess and hugo to meet!
S: yea it will be a jugo meetup

by i.am.smart January 4, 2019

Meetilonian

EB employee whose expertise in meetings is unmatched anywhere on this earth.

Clare is a true Meetilonian.

by Meetilonian_X November 9, 2012