Meese

noun, plural of 'moose'

Look at those meese in my backyard!

by Shinizzle December 18, 2006

Meese

One goose and many geese
One moose and many meese
that's just how it works

Look at all those motherfucking meese!

by MatTheTwat November 5, 2018

Meese

Plural of moose.

Dave: "I think I see a moose over there!"

Sam: "There is two of them, two Meese!"

by Karlos32503510 June 17, 2009

meese

A meese is the plural of moose.
Like mouse and mice.

"look there is a moose"
"look there are two meese"

by RTOONS42 June 16, 2009

Meese

Usually a female that weighs over and above what is required or allowed. Known for complaining about their weight then turning around and consuming large amounts of Krispy Kreme donuts.

Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.

Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.

At the buffett, I was almost trampled by a meese.

The club was full of meese tonight.

by MonkeyPants July 22, 2004

meese

The incorrect plural for Moose, primarily used by unlearned persons. The word Moose acts the same as "sheep" and "fish" and so stays the same for both plural and singular

"A herd of Moose"
"In Canada we saw lots of Moose"

by The Goose who knows his Moose September 21, 2003

Meese

A large deer with palmate antlers, a sloping back, and a growth of skin hanging from the neck. It is native to northern Eurasia and northern North America.
The plural of moose is in fact Meese

Bill: Look dad its a bunch of moose's
Henry: No son those are a herd of meese

by That One Canadian October 13, 2022