meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.

Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.

by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004

meerkat

Another word for savage, or someone who does something crazy.

*girl skips class*
"Wow, she's such a meerkat"

by Meerkat Nation March 26, 2017

Meerkat

The best animal, no exceptions.

I doubt that there is any other animal that's better than a meerkat, they're so cool!

by SerbianMeerkat January 19, 2020

meerkat

its just a penis, not big, not small. Just absolutely average

Fuck off mate, you've got a meerkat

by breezycheesy February 24, 2022

Meerkat

A nosey person

I was going about my business untill I see

Someone intruding my privacy he was in a right meerkat pose

by Accoustic Legend June 26, 2022

Meerkat

An animal that has courageousness & pridefulness & a simples life

IT'S *MEERKAT*! NOT MARKET!

by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023

Meerkat

A gay man who, on the outside, seems shy, meek, and anxious, but is actually a sassy piece of shit to his closest friends.
He probably has multiple mental illnesses, and there is a 80% chance he will turn out to be a top.

"Hey man, check out this cute twink. Should I hit him up?"
"Bro, no. That's a total meerkat; he'll convince you to let him fuck your ass then trash you to his friends for not douching properly."

by sillystringpony January 14, 2024