Medicament

Medicinal Predicament

I have a headache... but I don't know if I should take Advil or Tylenol. What a Medicament!!

by Ksharp31 March 11, 2010

medical abuse

Medical Abuse is the prescription of chemical medicines incorrectly to a person that in no way needs what is prescribed and given

Forcefully incorrectly prescribing and giving any medicine to a perfectly well person, thus potentially shortening their life - and thus conducting medical abuse.

by Mahatma Sherharahaahaahazde January 15, 2011

Methica

Known as a Jessica who is on meth.

Did you see Jessica mather...yeah bro shes methica now

by Methica May 20, 2021

Liberty Medical

Boning a chick while acting like Wilford Brimley. Dressing like him is a plus

Female: "Ohh I'm soo honry!"
You: "You can get yo diabetes testing supplies straight from my cock!"
Female: "When you Liberty Medical me it makes me sooo moist"

by 96IntoGear96 December 9, 2008

medical school

A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.

"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"

"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"

"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"

"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"

by Jliu November 20, 2006

Medical marijuana

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.

Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.

by blazingbob November 6, 2011

Medical Student

The most hardcore people you will ever meet. They are two thirds of the Mars Bar slogan: work, play. Always accompanied by their iPhone and possibly a pager.

Jack: He's crazy!

Jill: No, he's a medical student.

Jack: Oh.

by MedStudents October 20, 2010