Pink Meatmask

the role of sticking your face into a woman's vagoo.

my girlfriend begged me to where my Pink Meatmask.

by Heath n Tripp June 27, 2009

Davenport Meatmonster

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

Meat Man

The epitome of a sales person. These people are very knowledgeable and generally have anywhere from mediocre to prime cuts. A Meat Man could talk his way into or out of just about anything he chooses to. 8 out of ten are drug addicts thieves and losers to the core but occasionally there is a Meat Man who is consummate and worthy of reverence. The food is not the cheapest or the best you have had by any means! But, it is certainly the best you have ever had that cheap! At least these guys aren't selling drugs on playgrounds and doing home invasions. Buy something and say a prayer for them.

The meat man came by and I bought more than the neighbor did just to piss them off

by Bob Whyte September 17, 2016

matmance

A "bromance" for grapplers and Jiu Jitsu players.....

Howie & Tim were doing Jiu Jitsu and have developed a "matmance"!

by timmyjitsu303 October 16, 2012

Meatan

1. Someone whose diet consists of only meat and starches.
Often found eating or beating up vegans for their unnatural and hypocritical lifestyle.

2. Anyone who understands that as the dominant species on the planet, it is the humans' responsibility to maintain the food chain.

I don't eat tomatoes because I'm a meatan. The screams of broccolli often fill my nightmares.

Unlike vegans, meatan are NOT wastes of skin that deserve to be decapitated and used as fertilizer on a cattle ranch.

by FTrain August 13, 2003

Meat man

A great superhero who gives others multiple stacks of meat then leaves

"Thank you for this blessing Meat man" -KittenJedi

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

Meat Man

A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.

Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'

Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!

Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011