jersey meathook

Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.

Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".

by Alouyishous The Dirty Bunghole of the South August 28, 2006

Smokers Meathook

When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat

My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!

by Ihatemyself4 February 13, 2017

jersey meathook

Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.

he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her

by Dizzier March 4, 2005

Cincinnati Meathook

To hit someone in the testicles with a pong paddle while they are trying to hang brain. Typically performed out of irritation that the person is too busy laughing at their own testicles to play good pong.

Some pug-faced dude was hanging brain when his partner up and gave him the Cincinnati Meathook.

by GDX98 September 27, 2005

Jersey Meathook

It's simpler than the previous definitions make it out to be.
You take a finger, i don't care which one, stick it in the girl's asshole, curl it like a hook, and just start pulling.
There's no need to get bogged down in the semantics of the where and why's of the pulling. just so long as there's a hooking of the finger and vigorous pulling

Antonyms:
kindness
love
respect

She really enjoyed the forced puckering of her anus on account of the Jersey Meathook

by Spoon29 January 14, 2009

Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Alabama Meathook

This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.

I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.

Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!

by Ralph O'Meara January 11, 2009