Heat-Seeking Meat Missile

(noun) another name for the male sex organ, the penis.

I ploughed his ass with my heat-seeking meat missile. There was cum everywhere.

by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020

purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008

Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat Missle

A abnormally large member of the male, Larger than average consisting of more than nine inches in length.

Check out james's meat missle,"can we say wow."

by James Fisher August 13, 2006

Meat missiles

Used to refer to ones legs while they are producing a large amount of power

Gerald over there was dropping some serious meat missiles on that last 400m rep. I can tell because the track is partially torn up

by Littlekev November 23, 2017