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meat curtians 

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.
Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.

meat curtains

What barely-pubescent boys call a vagina that hasn't been nipped and tucked and posted on Hustler.
Meat curtains are a very common trait among women, actually.

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!
Meat Curtains by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

meat curtains

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night
meat curtains by Jim January 26, 2004

meat curtains

a chicks mut-mut flaps (vagina flaps)
Check out her meat curtains hanging out her undies!
meat curtains by lans April 10, 2003

Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view
Meat Curtains by mia cunt May 11, 2003