by rob snieber April 23, 2018
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This place is a disgusting greece pit, not recomended for the weak stomached to eat at. But the worst part is the workers that work here, they never have an iq higher than that of a rat.
1:SCARY BLACK DUDE-These guys are the black dudes that work the cash register and can't count change. They are scarry. They work at McDonalds to pay for their crack.
2:THE FRYBOY-Weighing in at 92 lbs and 5'3" is the fryboy. There whole face is covered with pimples. They go into the bathroom to pop their zits and than rub the goo into your fries. They work here to pay for their everquest subscription.
3:OLD MAN RIVER-This is the 96 year old dude that can barely walk that mopes around with the mop. This guy can barely stand up, let alone work at Micky Dees. god only knows why he decided to work here.
4:IMPORTANT LADY-These breed are the worthless fat ugly bitches that walk around the resturant in their kackys doing absolutely nothing with no menaing. You might spot this one of a kind per resturant wandering worthlessly around the kitchen.
5:WINDOW GIRL-This is a fat ass mexican girl that has a nasty attitude that takes your order when you go thru the drive thru. They wear tons of makeup and trace their lips and think they look "sexy" when noone would fuck her with a 10 foot pole.
6:URINAL CAKE CHANGER-This is usually a middle aged mexican dude that works here to help pay his house payments to put a roof over his 24 brother and sisters heads. You can find him in the bathroom moping after some dude takes an enoumous shit in the bathroom after eating a burger. They also mop the piss off the floor from some 5 year old kid.
7:MAYONASE GUY-This is the guy that puts the mayo on ur Big and Tasty. He usualy adds his "secret sause" to the mayo.
1:SCARY BLACK DUDE-These guys are the black dudes that work the cash register and can't count change. They are scarry. They work at McDonalds to pay for their crack.
2:THE FRYBOY-Weighing in at 92 lbs and 5'3" is the fryboy. There whole face is covered with pimples. They go into the bathroom to pop their zits and than rub the goo into your fries. They work here to pay for their everquest subscription.
3:OLD MAN RIVER-This is the 96 year old dude that can barely walk that mopes around with the mop. This guy can barely stand up, let alone work at Micky Dees. god only knows why he decided to work here.
4:IMPORTANT LADY-These breed are the worthless fat ugly bitches that walk around the resturant in their kackys doing absolutely nothing with no menaing. You might spot this one of a kind per resturant wandering worthlessly around the kitchen.
5:WINDOW GIRL-This is a fat ass mexican girl that has a nasty attitude that takes your order when you go thru the drive thru. They wear tons of makeup and trace their lips and think they look "sexy" when noone would fuck her with a 10 foot pole.
6:URINAL CAKE CHANGER-This is usually a middle aged mexican dude that works here to help pay his house payments to put a roof over his 24 brother and sisters heads. You can find him in the bathroom moping after some dude takes an enoumous shit in the bathroom after eating a burger. They also mop the piss off the floor from some 5 year old kid.
7:MAYONASE GUY-This is the guy that puts the mayo on ur Big and Tasty. He usualy adds his "secret sause" to the mayo.
by staticx547@hotmail.com March 25, 2005
A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs
by Choo-Choo McGrew July 09, 2006
A perfect example of how people can be influenced to by such utter shit that some people call food, using marketing scams and celeberties to make it look like the Cats Meow. It is basically a "Restaurant" that serves processed and pre-fabricated food that usually is made with gallons of greese. In order to get even MORE people to buy their shit, (because 5 billion costomers, or victims is not enough) they often put huge golden arch statue-like things right next to freeways and highways so that when families are driving along, the little kids that dont know any better look at the sighns and say "Momy! Dady! I wana eat at Mcdonalds!" and if the little kids dont get their way, they start crying. So the parents are forced to by at this hell hole. The only thing I give them props for, are how they manipulate and decive people with their marketing programs. If Mcdonalds was a person, id kill it.
Factory President: I have so many gallons of toxic waist I need to get rid of!
Mcdonalds CEO: You can be our supplyer, we'll take that off your hands!
or...
Guy walks around in a misty jungle slashing away at the leaves, and upon cutting one, he finds a Mcdonalds!
Mcdonalds CEO: You can be our supplyer, we'll take that off your hands!
or...
Guy walks around in a misty jungle slashing away at the leaves, and upon cutting one, he finds a Mcdonalds!
by Fuck Mcdonalds December 20, 2006
The largest fast-food chain in the world (and for a reason, quit bitching about how their food is "piss poor"). Theyve got some pretty good food (fries, nuggets, etc), but most of it is unhealthy and eating too much of it will eventually make you fat. As a result, McDonalds is frequently bashed/sued by fat fucks who are too inept to keep themselves on a healthy diet.
Also targetted by communist hippies because its a big corporation, and big corporations will eat your soul.
And they've got a shitty marketing campaign (Im lovin it: that sounds gay)
Also targetted by communist hippies because its a big corporation, and big corporations will eat your soul.
And they've got a shitty marketing campaign (Im lovin it: that sounds gay)
by captainfugu June 17, 2007
A word that appears on CV's under the heading 'Previous Employment (Temporary)' of many graduate students in the UK
Interviewer: Apart from mcdonalds, could you give me any further examples of your work experience?
....excluding school.....
Interviewee: Um....
Interviewer: Thought not.
....excluding school.....
Interviewee: Um....
Interviewer: Thought not.
by sbridgwater March 09, 2006