McAllister Corollary

An axiomatic theorum which states: There is a frequent correlation between a woman's mental instability and her sexual passion.

"Remember that chick he left the bar with last night? He said she was all over him in her car before they even left the parking lot; then her bouncer-ex-boyfriend started smacking on the hood with a timber chain and..."

"Another proof for the McAllister Corollary!"

by Scott Mansfield November 20, 2006

McAllister

The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome.

Hi McAllister.
Wassup
Can we hang some time

by ,? February 10, 2019

McAlister

An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.

"Man McAlister ! That was a good lickin' you gave!"

by Bucky-joop January 19, 2019

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004

Deuce Mcallister

1. noun/:NFL running back who plays for the Saints

2.the hugest of all shits, origin: derived from deuce
also known as: Doogenstien, Deuce Staley, Doogie Houser, or Doogie House, MD

1. man, Deuce Mcallister is the only decent player on the entire saints team!

2. i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a deuce mcallister!

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.

dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...

by emanyell October 9, 2010

Kevin McAllister

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.

I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.

by Owen Wilsons Nose October 8, 2020