MB

short term of masturbate

MB is the best policy

by assholefreakybastard March 23, 2011

Mb

Short for my boy.

Np, mb

by Qwrty888363571 July 15, 2019

MB

A shorter term and usage for "My Bad"

Dude, I think you justed farted in my mouth
Oh, MB bro

by TayLexDyl August 28, 2010

MB

The need to 'spank the money' or 'choke the chicken' & etc AKA Masturbate.

Guy: "I haven't MB'ed for a long time.."
Dude: "LOL, GROSS.."
Guy: "Joking, I do it for the lulz."

by waszupRapper October 14, 2009

MBS

See Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.

Looks like we have ourselves a MBS going on here, let me throw on a towel.

by omikes January 9, 2017

MB

A male or female who could get anyone in the room he/she wants; be it a boy or girl. He is the envy of all his fellow peers. He/she doesn't always go for the most attractive person. They may go for a 6 or 7, only, for personal reasons, but will always strike first at any social meet.

"I want to get with this girl, but MB hasn't got with anyone yet"

"Who did MB take tonight?"

"I feel like an MB tonight. Many girls are all over me!"

by mbcannon October 28, 2011

MBS

Mind Blowing Sex. Do you really need a further definition? Either it is or it isn't.

The only reason I keep him around is the MBS.

by girls'nightout March 12, 2010