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When a co-worker leaves for the day early, and you have to remain at work for a more significant amount of time. Usually accompanied by that person also getting to work later than you did.
Peter: (after strolling in at 10am that morning) "Hi team, I'll be leaving at around 3pm today."
Bob: "*looks at watch* (mutters "MBN" to teammates)
MBN by The Fake Grabowski March 30, 2018
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Nobody:

Jarad : Mbn

Everyone : STFU JARAD
Mbn by Uhohonfroy March 8, 2019
Jackronym for MasturBation Nation - A group of outstanding (self proclaimed) men, linked by messaging technology to share in inappropriate comments, sarcasm, and random shenanigans.
Girl A: "Look at that group of extremely hot guys texting inappropriate, sarcastic, highly intellectual messages."

Girl B: "Hot is right. I have always dreamt of being the centerpiece in an MBN circle twerk."
MBN by justsanotherdude December 2, 2013
Stands for must be nice usually used when couples post pictures on social media.
MBN by TheKiddo23 June 11, 2018
“Girl I just got a new man.” “Mbn”
mbn by kittykittypaws October 15, 2019
Tatianna: I don’t have a dad!

Aaliyah: Mbn!!
mbn by yes no maybe yes May 4, 2020
mbn to have some friends
mbn by .skyyy. December 11, 2020