Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

by Duck monster March 7, 2014

mayo shot

A regular shot, such as Sambuca or vodka, but with a squirt of mayo in it.

Typically used as a forfeit

If you don't win this game you've got to do a mayo shot

by Johnny_hood February 7, 2020

Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021

Ro mayo sauce

It's a nickname for a black kids cum. It is so much better than chick fil a sauce.

Would u like some ro mayo sauce?

by Ro mayo sauce October 31, 2019

mayo sack

Another word for ballsack, testicles or meatsack because they make jizz

Mayo sack

by Niglet GOD May 7, 2018

Mayo Squeez

When after a guy cums, he takes his condem out, pokes a hole in it, then lets the girl suck the cum out from the condom.

dude your sister totaly wanted a mayo squeez with mexican bean dip on the side.

by captn mayo November 28, 2009

mayo smile

A mayo smile is a smile in which the person smiles without showing or barely showing their teeth. The way they jut out their bottom jaw looks like a underbite, thus giving the look of having a mouthful of mayonnaise.

Ugh I can't stand that smug mayo smile of hers...it's so fake!!

by ImanJoelle May 12, 2016