May 5 

National Pop a Tittie day

Baby girl it’s May 5
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May 5 by Randomlynored May 4, 2022

May 5 

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

May 5 by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021

May 5 

All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.

Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5

May 5 by Melefofonim November 25, 2019

May 5 

this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock

he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩

May 5 by emmy_thebug January 10, 2022

May 5 

Ask someone for their hoodie day !

Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”

Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!

May 5 by jahaianwnkjsnw May 5, 2020

may 5 

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

may 5 by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

May 5 

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

May 5 by Anti404 January 13, 2022