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alto saxaphone

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.
For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.
by Paulie C May 3, 2005
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people's megaphone

An activity performed by a crowd in which the crowd repeats all the words of a single speaker giving a speech. Invented to circumvent rules against electronic means of amplification of anyone's voice in certain public areas during protests. Although suitably disconcerting and emotional, pretty much useless for any actual communication.
Although Michael Moore made effective use of the people's megaphone, the fact remains that he is a douchebag.
by Spaceboot1 October 21, 2011
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Dirty-saxaphone

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When a woman has her toung in a males ass and her hand flutters the nut SAX.
He liked the way she played the dirty saxaphone!.(dirty -saxaphone) dirty-saxaphone
by Yrralessof October 28, 2018
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megaphone

Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.

To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.

You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.

I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.

There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
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saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.
by scut monkey August 11, 2009
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saxaphonebandit

A POG!!! Youtuber that is handsome and cool sub to him
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by saxaphonebandit September 6, 2020
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Anal megaphone

A person with an annoying voice combined with a loud volume, shitty personality and shitty views.
Fuck Ke$ha sounds like an anal megaphone.
by Mao76 July 17, 2010
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