Matheus

A god of seducing woman yet somehow always gets rejected by woman

Matheus- hey wanna date?
Melia-NOPE

by WhatTheFuckIsThisWebsite? June 20, 2018

matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.

I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome

by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022

Tonayia Mathein-Giovas

Tonayia is sooooo fruity if you see a Tonayia in the wild, be scared

and if they come up to you and do 💅 run, immediately

they won't wanna mate but they will call you shawty if you are short or a giraffe if you are tall.

"you see the dude over there with really fluffy hair? that's Tonayia Mathein-Giovas"

by Jasper_Is- March 10, 2022

Mathieu

A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.

"Oh stop Being such a Mathieu. We need to leave some food for everyone else."

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

Matheu

An absolutely amazing person, the best friend or boyfriend you will ever have. Fantastic sense of humour. Often quiet but shines out as an extremely intelligent individual. Also a fantastic lover, but doesn't get around a lot, he saves it for the right girl. Good suits are Lauren's, Jessica's and Holly's.

Person 1: Wow, that guys really funny and quite sexy!

Person 2: He's a Matheu

by BananaIsland22 August 29, 2012

Mathieu

To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.

"Bro, did you hear what I just said? Classic!"

"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"

by Chrogan May 5, 2010

Mathieu

Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.

That guy over there is Mathieu don't talk to him

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022