masturginity

The very first time you masturbate, very much like virginity.

boy 1: "i totally lost my masturginity this weekend when i was so bored i had nothing better to do."
boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"

by UNKNOWNBITCH123 December 13, 2010

Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

by HaruhiSuzuki November 30, 2010

Masturbinge

Masturbating as much as you can in a short period of time

“Yeah, man. My period is starting soon so i gotta masturbinge before it starts”
“Mood”

by Area Rug June 10, 2018

mastering physics

An online homework assignment website that will start off by robbing you 50 bucks for a 25 letter serial code, then go on to rape you by applying an exotic method of late penalties. During the first 50 minutes after the due time, usually 11:59 in the evenings for major assignments or 10:00 on the day you have your lecture for reading assignments, 1 percent is taken off for every minute you are late, seconds rounding up. After the first 50 minutes, you the rate of penalty will increase according to an unknown function yet to be reconstructed by me. you will often end up with -1000% with one day's delay.

this particular program is also very sly when it comes to plagerism. in the beginning, it will give all students of a particular class the same question, which encourages you to cheat. Afterwards, it will change the numerical components of a question everytime you tried to do it or show answer after you've completed it.

Due to no notifications, it is very easy to miss an assignment

Ab: What did you get on your mastering physics assignment man?

Horton: Aww shit, there was another one？ I dont know, probably around the negative thousands.

by Ab Horton December 2, 2009

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

masculingerie

Mens, or "manly", lingerie.

Guy: I don't have any spandex or silk masculingerie, but I do have a pair of boxers with Stewie's face on them.

Girl: *drops her pants*

by AdmiralPercy July 14, 2016

maestering

The art of being shady, dishonest or otherwise manipulative for personal gain.

M: "Yo, sorry I ghosted you for a couple months. Can I come over just to chill and watch Game of Thrones with you tonight?"
N: "Nah fam! I can tell you're strait maestering rn. Stay outta my dms!"

by ShoBre August 16, 2017