by Cbab August 26, 2008
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by phantom negromante May 29, 2019
Get the masticating mug.He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.
by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014
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by dnoodlez October 16, 2014
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usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.
Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!
Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?
Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!
-OR-
Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!
Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!
so on and so forth...
Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?
Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!
-OR-
Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!
Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!
so on and so forth...
by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011
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Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017
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