Skinny Muscles

someone who is really skinny but is really strong and could pick you up.

'He's totally got skinny muscles, he beat me in an arm wrestle'

by Danielle Smiles January 26, 2009

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.

"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."

by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020

macclesfield

macclesfield is a town in Cheshire, North West England.
It isn't a bad town, just pretty dull with nothing to do.
The is now cinema, nearest one is stockport, which is full of chavs.

Normal Person: gosh, i'm so bored let's go to the cinema!
chav: we can't 'memba ther aint no piccys in(s)Macclesfield!
N.P: ahh shit yeah!
chav: yeh we will av to go to Stocy P instead!
n.p *cough*

by *__*Rosie*__* April 27, 2006

disco muscles

If someone has disco muscles its means they are a guy who only trains his biceps, pecs, and abs. People with disco muscles normally wear a t-shirt one size too small, and have a hunched over appearance because they don't workout their back.

girl one: look at that guy, he's hot
girl two: naw, he only has disco muscles

by anonymous6737 January 31, 2009

beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone

your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!

by miketrudat June 1, 2010

Port Muscles

The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.

After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.

by Cartmello Diddy May 28, 2009

Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.

yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!

by Black Cocks December 8, 2010