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The Maryland Blue Crab 

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.
Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!
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Maryanne 

She is the cute girl with dark hair and brown eyes. She will always have your back, she's loyal and trustworthy. She may be stupid and accident prone, but she is very loveable. She rarely cries and bottles up her emotions. They usually have a tough life that people never even consider her going through. She's fun to hang around with, yet usually denies the use of drugs/alcohol. She is very responsible. She will always put a smile on your face because she is very funny and humorus. She is usually very talented in music or anything sports like. This name is rare, and so is she. If you know a Maryanne, hold on to her and never let her go. She is easy to fall in love with.
I need Maryanne to brighten up my day.
Maryanne by Mexicanbeandip December 24, 2012
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Peoples Republic of Maryland 

Derogatory nickname for the state of Maryland. Usually applied by Virginia residents, in reference to the liberal bent of that state's politicians, in contrast to the conservatism common just south in the Commonwealth.
MVA and gun laws are hell in the Peoples Republic of Maryland

madelaine petsch

a really cute actress :)

everybody loves her and she’s just the purest thing ever. she must be protected at all costs.

BYE HOBOS
omg, that girl’s cute!!
i know, a total madelaine petsch!
madelaine petsch by o’briensbabe November 4, 2018

Marylene 

Marylene is a strong, independent and a powerful woman. She uses her words to influence and encourage others to continue going on with life. She tends to only care about her words and not give time to understand others but she tries her best to comfort. She might be tired yet she always gets up and proceeds on her journey. She is unbreakable.
You're thought is similar as Marylene's.

Thank god I have you by my side to strengthen my Marylene.
Marylene by Marylene June 7, 2021

Madelaine 

A beautiful female with stunning eyes and long eyelashes. Loves to laugh and snuggle. Full of love and affection yet feisty and headstrong. A born leader...nobody pushes a Madelaine around!
a) I'm tired of being pushed around! I need to be more Madelaine!
b) I couldn't stop staring at her Madelaine eyes!
Madelaine by tigger70 February 5, 2010

Maryland Democrat

Someone who calls everyone racist, sexist, homophobic bigot and won't listen to what others have to say. They also commonly support killing innocent babies but oppose killing serial killers, murderers, and rapists. Not only are Maryland democrats generous with their money, but they are also generous with other peoples' money.
Democrat: "You voted for Trump? You're so racist and homophobic, and you're against a female being in office so you're a sexist pig!" *Votes for Chris Van Hollen over Kathy Szeliga*
Normal person: "Yep, they sound like a Maryland Democrat."