marry the ketchups

It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle

Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.

by kbaderak September 30, 2011

Marty Jannetty

The member of a pair destined for lesser things. A reference to the 80's and 90's wrestling tag team The Rockers. Shawn Michaels went on to greatness, while Marty Jannetty faded into obscurity.

"That guy from Wham who wasn't George Michael was totally the Marty Jannetty of that group."

"Bob Odenkirk was the Marty Jannetty of Mr. Show."

"In the end, Emilio Estevez was the Marty Jannetty of Martin Sheen's kids."

by Perry Normal April 8, 2010

PLASTIC MARTYR

Gender Queer Model

and make up artist

and internet personality.

'Plastic Martyr so so Haute Couture'

by slave4plastic October 17, 2008

Martyparty

When an adult professional consumes four redbull/vodka drinks prior to the annual company holiday party resulting in loud obnoxious behavior with zero filter with regards to both content and volume of his voice.

That guy must have had a martyparty last night. I have never seen someone fired the day after a party.

by Sobriety 123 December 23, 2011

marthy

kewlest peron often atletic would be a thrill to hang out with.

that was such a marthy

by peacetotheworld March 1, 2009

Martiy'cel

Anonymous 3 years ago
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Insta : @itsszaksantos 2 years ago
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong
Anonymous 3 years ago
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Computer
Anonymous 6 years ago
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Girlfriend
Anonymous 3 years ago
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
diedieideidieidieddie gaygaygayagya w dont love you hope you hola como estat no nvm noot die

naina: die mart
martiy'cel: ok den
cybthia: u a legbenese i hope you cono
behat'nu:yuck i hu i am legbenese

by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n June 10, 2020

Martyn Shrewsbury

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022