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Matt Mattarazzo

1. Super talented singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, musician, and actor.
2. Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome, cute, sweet, talented musician.
Rolling Stone magazine: "Matt Mattarazzo is, maybe, the greatest thing to come into the new musical generation."
by suxxx May 15, 2011
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Martard

A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.
You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.
by ArrickW May 28, 2009
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margaranne

A toxic baby mama who used to have a butterface but lost her hot body status years ago. She’s a step down from Butteranne (Butter) due to being a shity human being hence the Margaranne (margarine) title.

These trashy women have two first names that end with Ann or Anne.

These types of bitter women typically talk shit about their baby daddy’s and use the court system to push fathers away to ensure a negative relationship with the child’s father all for a financial gain.

Use hash tags like...
#ididitallonmyown
#wheresmychildsupport
#singlemom
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Margaranne kept her son away from his father on Father’s Day Out of spite because they didn’t parenting plan in place.
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mataranga

The Romanian word for describing a big hard dick which is longer and thicker than the average penis
Sa ma apuci de mataranga= Grab me by my mataranga
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martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.
1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!
by Mallred February 28, 2011
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marara

Marara is a loving , gentle , kind and smart girl . Marara gives great advice and is always there if you need her . Marara gets annoyed easily and you won't like an annoyed Marara .
Friend : she's such a great friend .
Me : Just like Marara .
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Marara

Marara is a gentle , kind and smart girl . Marara gives great advice and is always there if you need her . Marara gets annoyed easily, you won't like an annoyed Marara .
Friend : "she's such a good friend."

Me : "just like Marara."
by Jerusalem 2020 October 2, 2020
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