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a la maquina!

slang Hispanic / Northern New Mexican term (?). Pronounced: a la ma-keen-a. Used similarly to an expletive or astounded type statement. Refers to the machine or the maker by use of the word maquina .

Said with some sense of amazement. When the pause between the words and / or the words are phrased in longer tonality it is as if there's a sense of total disbelief.*
"A la maquina! What the hell happened to you?!?"
*"aaaa laaaaa mmmmaaaaakeeenaaaaa"
by RonnieO February 21, 2010
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Marquis

An adorable fun loving boy who has a great attractive personality everyone loves especially the ladies. He is funny and very athletic but basketball is and forever will be his main sport. Family and friends are very important to him and he will always stand up for them. Not to mention he's the best boyfriend a girl could ever have which is a shame because he is usually single. This is just an all around amazing person.
Sarah: hey did you catch the game last night
Brianna: of course my bae was playing

Sarah: you need to make a move on Marquis you guys are perfect for each other
Brianna: I know that's why I'm asking him to the dance this weekend

Sarah: Yass you better hurry before he ends up with Loretta

Brianna: I'll never let that happen
by The Ultimate Ninja November 1, 2016
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Dirty Marquis

A dirty Marquis is when you finger a girl with a lemon while playing among us and then make her eat the lemon
person 1: oh there is a lemon here
person 2: its time for a dirty marquis
by REDDITKID123 October 21, 2020
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Marquis de sade

“I wanted only to try to live in accord with the promptings which came from my true self. Why was that so very difficult?”1

The nattily-dressed young nobleman escorted the comely French prostitute to a rented room on the second floor of a nondescript maison on the outskirts of Paris. The Marquis de Sade had been frequenting such houses during his trip to the capital, a trip he had ostensibly taken for business reasons. The true nature of his business, however, was the pursuit of pleasure, the kind that the nobility of France had enjoyed for generations without repercussion or recrimination. The newly wed Marquis had been staging garden-variety orgies at several maisons he had rented in and around Paris during October of 1763. However, he had a more singular encounter in mind for himself and the young prostitute, Mlle. Jeanne Testard.

Upon entering the room, the Marquis bolted the door behind them and immediately demanded to know if Mlle. Testard had religious convictions, if she was a faithful adherent to the teachings and practices of the Roman Catholic faith. When she responded affirmatively, the Marquis proceeded to harangue her with the most vile and degrading insults. To Testard’s horror he also began to engage in the most provocative and blasphemous acts, including masturbating into a chalice, referring to the Lord as “motherfucker” and inserting two communion hosts into the terrified young woman before entering her himself, all the while screaming, “If thou art God, avenge thyself!”

Mlle. Testard, who had already gotten much more than she had bargained for with the Marquis, was mortified by his next request, which was for her to heat a cat-o-nine-tails in the fire until it glowed red, and then to beat him with it. She was then to select the whip of her choosing for him to do the same to her. When she refused to let him beat her, he proceeded to masturbate with a pair of crucifixes, after which he held her at sword-point while forcing her to repeat vulgar, blasphemous impieties.

At 9:00 am the following day, Mlle. Testard’s procuress arrived to find her young charge in a most hysterical state. They rushed immediately to the local police commissioner who took the young woman’s deposition. Donatien Alphonse Francois, Marquis de Sade was arrested ten days later by Paris Police Inspector Louis Marais, and, for the first of several times in his life, the Marquis was imprisoned for acting on his lewd and debauched convictions.
by Vero January 9, 2005
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marquice

Big Dick, Funny, Popular, Handsome, Innutive, Ambitious, Role model, amazing all around. Everyone envy's him usually very popular and girls love him
Yo I wish I could be as cool as Marquice
Damn how does Marquice get all the girls
by Savage Jones January 19, 2017
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Marquisha

Marquisha is a Sex God,Beautiful,Smart,Loving and Forgiving....Oh and AMAZING in bed.(freak in the sheets)
If you are lucky enough to get her make sure you never let her go.
See that girl over there? I bet her name is Marquisha,she looks like a sex god!
by Missymac August 22, 2011
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Marquis of Queensberry Rules

Rules for boxing est.1865 Modern boxing rules combine these with Jack Broughton's Boxing Rules (1743)
Marquis of Queensberry Boxing Rules Governing Contests for Endurance (1865)

1) To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a 24-foot ring, or as near that size as practicable.

2) No wrestling or hugging allowed.

3) The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's time between rounds.

4) If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his award in favour of the other man.

5) A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down.

6) No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds.

7) Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes.

8) The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new.

9) Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction.

10) A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes.

11) No shoes or boots with springs allowed.

12) The contest in all other respects to be governed by revised rules of the London Prize Ring.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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