Jose Mario Mourinho

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.

Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because

by fatso101 May 27, 2011

Jose Maria

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.

Jose maria sings but does not dance.

by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016

Jose Mario Rodriguez

The bitchiest of bitch niggas, always after them cheeks while picking up the hoes in a purple CRX.

Damn my panties dropped, there must be a jose mario rodriguez around.

by King94 May 20, 2016

jose maria fernandes

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.

Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!

by Jonh du March 28, 2017

villa joseph marie

private school in holland pa hottest girls who are down for anything know how to have a good time very hard school but they make the guys very hard

thise girls from villa joseph marie know how to have a good time

by bigbootyem October 5, 2017

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

by hair muncher July 25, 2022

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020