(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.
1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.
2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.
2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.
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When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.
Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?
You: Manstration
You: Manstration
by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008
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the word comes from man and frustration.
the word comes from man and frustration.
Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.
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Get the Manstration mug.(n) a word to describe the merge of a mantra and affirmation, an affirmation that is repeated so much by one person it becomes more like a mantra
"I journaled and used that phrase so much this year to get me through the tough times that it became my #1 mantration."
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