Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.

Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

Menstrual cycle

A damn good way to get around town

I took my menstrual cycle to work today

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022

MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011

MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.

Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
-or-
Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."

by DelaneyMayMay February 7, 2015

menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.

Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Peddling your menstrual cycle

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

by hardyanimal August 31, 2022

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024