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manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews
Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer
by hiveboss September 19, 2009
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maniptite

The urge men get from time to time to do manly activities, such as shooting stuff, driving fast, eating and drinking too much, slobbing out, climbing stuff and making banter.

Usually the result of underlying manstinct
Sam had an uncontrollable maniptite, spending all day in the pub eating steak drinking beers after a tough day's shooting.

Paddy's banter was almost certainly the result of his maniptite.
by Paddy45 December 24, 2007
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manitute

a combination man, nanny, and prostitute. Used to imply a male who is dating a woman with kids where the mother is using the man as a nanny and supplying him with sex in exchange for his help.
That woman just got her a manitute to watch her kids.
by fastFoodJunkie May 22, 2019
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