Mannarinowig

Moving to Florida to sublet a 500-square-foot apartment after years of hiding in Europe. Characteristics of the typical mannarinowig include low job prospects, an obvious ill-fitting toupee, and a "beard" to hide your sexuality. The typical mannarinowig is short, overweight, and has terrible personal hygiene. Known for their oversized ego and low IQ. May have spent several years trying their hand a several failed occupations including R&B singer, Conservative Pundit, and Eye Clinic Receptionist.

I ran into Jo Jo the other day, he was eating an unhealthy burrito like a typical Mannarinowig.

by Carl Leiss September 12, 2023

mannaries

since men don't keep diaries, but typically a journal if anything, they keep man diaries; hence, mannaries.

girl: "do you have any mannaries i should know about?"

boy: "no...." (he runs to push something further under his bed)

by the B-C dictionary (C) February 21, 2009

Pseudo Manfriend

Someone a girl continuously has sex with, but you do not consider yourselves in any sort of relationship. "Friends with benefits," possibly minus the "friends" part. No strings attached, a purely sexual relationship. Pseudo meaning not real, manfriend because girls like men, not boys.

I'm so drunk, I'm going to call my pseudo manfriend tonight to see if he wants to hang out.

I haven't gotten laid in forever, I miss my pseudo manfriend, the sex was so good.

by Bulie Jern March 10, 2013

mandarin

A language that is being used more often around the world, originating from China.
It is also pretty hard to learn.

Person #1: Have to go to my mandarin lessons. Bye!

Example 2

Person #2: Shit. My mandarin homework is so damn hard.

by Epicguyof1337 January 22, 2014

Miss Mandarina

The act by which a man strips completely naked, tucks his penis between his legs (aka mangina), and performs ballet moves. This is typically done in front of an audience of only other dudes.

Dude! Brian got wasted and did a Miss Mandarina in front of everyone at the party! WTF!

by tacosaladday January 28, 2009

manfriendly

When one man shows emotion or kindness towards another man in a non-gay manor.

Speaker 1 - I really miss seeing you man.
Speaker 2 - That was a really manfriendly thing to say.

by Adam Sharky March 8, 2009

Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010