mandruff

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!

by Nat October 23, 2004

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Mandarf

An extremely crazy, gothic person with odd taste only able to remember things that no one else remembers and don't matter. Tends to get lost very easily due to her directionally challenged mind of fantasy and musical ability. Talks or screams at unsuspecting people that pass her within a radius of 100 yards. Alot of times, says things very offensive but doesn't actually mean anything she says and scares people for pleasure. Miserable and happy at the same time, has a fetish for a scary person who (is said to) wants to kill her (see Alisa). Paranoid and suspicious of everything, tends to stay up too late listening to rock music with a black light on, especially during autumn and winter.

Mandarf! Where are you? Are you lost Mandarf?

by saucey sauce that is very saucey July 19, 2003

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Mandarf

Computer geek that can make things work just like MacGyver.

My name is Mandarf of Mandarfs Lab.

by Mandarf of Mandarfs Lab October 2, 2003

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Manderface

A muscly short kid who plays guitar and wears earrings and attracts all the girls in the world.

That guy's such a little Manderface!

by parenteau May 25, 2004

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mandruff

dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.

dude, you've got mandruff. shampoo your face.

by cunning stunts September 29, 2009

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