Madrid

A Madrid is a sweet, kind and funny person. He has the funniest memes and never fails to entertain people.

He's a very reserved and relaxed person, and is the BEST person to ask advice from. Madrid is a person who is different from other people, very understanding and smart, he thinks about things that you would have never thought of.

Person 1: "Check this meme out, it's funny asf 😂"
Person 2: "I bet it's from Madrid"

Example 2:

Person 1: "This guy is straight up a real homie!"

Person 2: "That's why he's called Madrid"

by Layla.b December 30, 2020

mandaid

The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.

Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.

by UberWolfe February 20, 2007

Madridiot.

A Real Madrid dick rider that denies all logic when arguing and thinks Ronaldo is the G.O.A.T.

silly madridiot.

by Big boy Billy Bob March 9, 2018

madridista

fan of the greatest club in the history of sports

do u like football?
of course, I'm a madridista

by bellacelucci December 28, 2011

madridista

the fan of the Spanish football club "real madrid" called madridista

ali: are you fan of real madrid?
sameh: are kidding me? of course i'm fan, i'm madridista since i was 10 years old

by sameh saad March 28, 2013

Matteo Madrid

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "

by paulina kolaski March 17, 2009

Madrid Moment

An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.

Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."

by Drew, Giovanni, Marcus, Jerry October 23, 2007