ok i live in manalapan. it is filled with kids who are emo one day and ghetto the next. you can get some of the finest weed in school bathrooms , and walk around the halls and see kids dealing drugs right in the open. Boys soccer is the biggest in manalapan 2nd in state. dont use your "athletic ability" to try and get popular. by wearing a varisty jacket and leggings doesnt make you cooler. and neither does wearing an oversized shirt with leggings and uggs. you look rediculous put some pants on! the only place where you can drive 10minutes to get to the freehold mall and spend all your parents money without caring. and if your not at the mall on friday nights then your not cool? bullshit! go to the freehold mall on friday night, you will be able to find the whole population of manalapan there.
her; hey its friday night what do you want to do?
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
by mhs -2010 February 4, 2007
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"Yeah basically everyone from Manalapan will be a Pure tongiht"
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
by Ignore Us February 23, 2011
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a town where guidos fight the poser ghetto kids and skaters. also the jewish kids who think there italian go around and mess with the "hood" kids who live in mansions. In this town adults dont feel like doing any thing themselves so they hire a mexican to do it.
poser guido jewish kid: yo dont i look like a cool guido right off the streets of brooklyn. im the coolest kid in manalapan.
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
by i am better than u!!! January 8, 2008
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A Laguna girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach bags, and Juicy. Manalapan Girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach Bags, and Juicy. The show, Laguna Beach, is fake, Manalapan drama is fake. Laguna girl grows up to live in The Hills....hmmm I wonder where the Manalapan girl will end up.
by gottalovelivinghere May 6, 2010
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by someonewhospeaksthetruth March 14, 2011
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The pretense of management.
The illusion of expertise that management types create to disguise uselessness. The result being as uncomfortable stasis.
Manaflage is characterized by excessive pointless meetings, undecipherable powerpoint presentations, vision statements, smart attire such as expensive suits and company wide communication punctuated with vapid catchphrases.
"Those management fuckers are totally useless but they manflage us into believing their horseshit every time."
"Man the CEO is an egotistical cunt and talks absolute bullshit but everyone loves it. Great manaflage!"
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by SmarterThanYou2 October 20, 2011
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