Ok, everyone like stop dissing people in manalapan I live here in its nothing like what your saying. we're not all sluts and most guys don't act guido. maybe like half of the people that live here are. and nobody does drugs, maybe like 1 or 2 people outta 1000. nobody goes to the mall anymore unless you actually need to go shopping. not everyone has huge house there are actually small house in manalapan too. and that definition about amanda vandestar and chelsea roth is NOT true. there pretty nice people so stop dissing them.
"hey want a cig?" Manalapan middle/high schooler
"no I don't do drugs." manalapan middle/high schooler
"no I don't do drugs." manalapan middle/high schooler
by youdontknowmex0o August 19, 2009
A sleepy town gone STANKY. Imagine somebody that shit in a urnal and then tried to put Cologne on top of it to make the smell of STANKINESS go away.
Dan Zargari: Hi George.
George Mariolis: Go away you herb.
Dan Zargari: What does that mean?
George Mariolis: Shut up.
Dan Zargari: You're so mean! :o
George Mariolis. Shut the FUCK up. (More kids walk over)
Random Kids: Oh look it's Dan Zargari lets make fun of him because he dosn't wear gold chains and expensive clothers HAHAHAHA.
Dan Zargari: I hate Manalapan ='
George Mariolis: Go away you herb.
Dan Zargari: What does that mean?
George Mariolis: Shut up.
Dan Zargari: You're so mean! :o
George Mariolis. Shut the FUCK up. (More kids walk over)
Random Kids: Oh look it's Dan Zargari lets make fun of him because he dosn't wear gold chains and expensive clothers HAHAHAHA.
Dan Zargari: I hate Manalapan ='
by Manalapan19029129 April 06, 2011
A school full of pussies who can't fight 1 on 1. Every fight consists of two people who actually have a reason to fight and their friends who must fight with them to make up for the lack of skill between those two. A school full of drug heads and wanna-be drug heads, both are one chromosome away from down syndrome. And like any other school, we have sluts and whores who get banged like a salvation army drum.
Where can I go to witness the worst fighting ever, buy some pot, and bring a hooker home for the night?
Manalapan High School
Manalapan High School
by I am better than you March 28, 2005
fucking dumbass bitches who try so very hard to be popular when in reality no one gives a fuck. ur cool if u vape and do drugs and ur a loser if u don’t dress or act like a fucking whore. girls dont have a sense of style w them ugly ass ugg slippers, leggings, and a crop top. god help you if you’re emo. boys wear shorts in fucking 40 degree weather and also have no goddamn sense of style
everyone goes to the mall for some stupid fucking reason and the even stupider ones smoke weed in that one alleyway right next to primark. to be cool u have to fucking smoke weed and hit nic mad or else ur called a loser. annoying ass pick me girls at every corner spending mommy and daddy’s money and giving head in eighth grade
fucking leave this town immediately
everyone goes to the mall for some stupid fucking reason and the even stupider ones smoke weed in that one alleyway right next to primark. to be cool u have to fucking smoke weed and hit nic mad or else ur called a loser. annoying ass pick me girls at every corner spending mommy and daddy’s money and giving head in eighth grade
fucking leave this town immediately
colts neck hs kid: did u hear another 8th grader from mpan got arrested for giving head in the matress section of macy’s?
howell hs kid: what do u expect its manalapan
howell hs kid: what do u expect its manalapan
by ihatempan June 08, 2022