Man-Period

When a man has a nose bleed. This may or may not happen every month on the man-period mensterul cycle.

Dan:Once i had my period and it came out my nose!

(Dan had his man-period)

by Fannywagon2008 October 23, 2009

Man Period

Man Period is when the boyfriend decides he wants to be a girl and starts acting like he is entitled to be a whiny little bitch. As women, we have to accept the Man Period for what it is. A period without tampons, pads, or blood.

I just want to be up in the mountains, away from everyone so I can get through this awful Man Period that it currently bleeding out of my metaphorical Mangina.

by WarKnees June 29, 2017

Man Period

When a man has anal sex so rough that his arse proceeds to bleed out, much like a conventional period.

I f**ked him so hard in the arse last night he had a man period all over the sheets.

by GoatedNallen July 16, 2009

Man Period

Blood that leaks out of your ass,

Ross: Dude whats going on, why u walking like that
Dan: I've just had my Man Period
Ross: You've just had what
Dan: My Man Period, my ass is soo sore
Ross: Sick

by Aleksandr-the-great September 8, 2011

Man period

When a man shits his pants witch happens at least once a year if not more

Man I just had my man period for 2020

by Pat997 December 2, 2020

Man Period

when a man wipes so hard he starts to bleed

I gotta wash my underwear again im on my man period

by kinglemur May 8, 2022

Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021