matress man

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

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MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august

When I was sad I needed matt man

by Ar3bel August 6, 2022

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Manmate

A heterosexual male who resides platonically in a shared living space with a heterosexual or homosexual female.

Courtney: You live with a dude? Are you guys sleeping together?
Jesse: No, John's just my manmate.

by Misscupcake August 20, 2010

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Manmatics

Mathematics used by men to determine if a girl is hot or "boneable" with truly no mathematic basis, but instead the twisted logic of a man "in the mood".

Guy A: "Manmatics dictates that the Pink Ranger from original series equals bone"
Guy B: "Agreed"

by GodLivesInAK December 8, 2009

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