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Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).
Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."
by nuguns June 8, 2007
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Manly Mannington

A true man; body hair, muscles on their muscles. They’re just so tough that they smell of manliness. They own 10-in-one, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, hair gel, cologne, toothpaste, mouthwash, laundry detergent, axe body spray, gorilla snot products…now that’s Manly Mannington.
Guy: “I’m plenty manly”
Girl: “Well no offense, but it’s just that…you’re not exactly…💪Manly Mannington💪”
by ButtOfaChickenDoodle October 14, 2021
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Madminton

When players get mad during a game of badminton, and start behaving erratically.

Takes place after a disagreement about whether the birdie landed in or out-of-bounds or when taunting or skunking occurs, among other anger inducing drama on the field.

Players become extra aggresive, swinging violently (often times hitting the net), shouting frequent explicitives.
Dude, stop playing madminton! If you keep hitting it out-of-bounds like that, we'll never catch up.
by [art] August 7, 2008
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Pervy Rich (manignton)

He Likes 2 get wit little kidz
we saw a girl up da cuity she told us she was 12 and he got wit her and we r 17 we saw her after she had handmarks down her face and she was cryin.
by Anon March 12, 2004
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Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.
Rob: How was your shit mate?

Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington
by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016
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mainstone

often used instead of the word cock.
"wow ur the biggest mainstone ive ever seen!"
by tajsgu122 July 2, 2008
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Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.
Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!
by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021
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