Hasan Piker is malding.
by tom lennon June 18, 2019
Get the malding mug.crazy ex-marine who thought it would be a good idea to teach science to smart(ass) kids. loved by many. frequently challenges students to races, but then backs down. likes to eat fruit in front of hungry students. has a crazy mustache that is quite arguably liked more than he is.
accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
Mr. Malinka: YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAATE! YOU WANT A LUNCH DETENTION?
by thatonegirls96 April 26, 2011
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Loves sports and atchletics.
Loves sports and atchletics.
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