Malarkey

The official system of government for the isolated moon of Iris in RvB.

"Ooh! How about malarkey?"
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
(...)
(...)
(...)
(Malarkey won.)

by Belbcras June 1, 2018

Malarkey

Basically anything that comes out of the mouth of Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Barely There Biden.

Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Malarkey

To successfully execute a plan in a way that inspires others.

"He malarkied that so quickly, I'm so proud!"

"You can malarkey it man, I know you can!"

"Some try and fail, some malarkey and succeed."

by wh0ry0u October 24, 2011

Malarkey

What Joe Biden says when he gets a question he doesn't know the answer to.

Give me a break! That's a bunch of Malarkey!

by ThoGos October 26, 2020

bull-malarkey

Old person slang for Bullshit-crap-on-a-stick. Often used in polite company instead of any swear world.

Ask any old person about it, they'll tell you about when something was bull-malarkey and they weren't happy about it.

Mr. President, all due respect, but this is complete bull-malarkey!

by Bob diddlebach January 8, 2016

cut the malarkey

cease the horseplay now

Sean cut the malarkey

by Seanne October 1, 2006

Malarkey Meter

One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.

My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023