farts magarts

A more sophisticated way of implying toots magoots.

This sir is such a farts magarts

Trump is the biggest farts magarts I know

by moodmah February 27, 2017

Maduro

The worst president in the history of Venezuela, has an IQ of -64747382828

"Dude here comes dictator Maduro, take me a picture"

" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"

by Kickin'ass24 April 29, 2018

magcrust

a loathsome, lonely female message board poster who does nothing but stir shit. A very dumb female.

Did you read all of that crap she wrote? That bitch is one dumb magcrust.

by Ragnar Lindstrom February 24, 2008

Maguc

The art of getting a pig to wear a thong . Maguc is also the reason why babies = sex, but sex does not = babies

FUCK that magucal pig is hot

by Maguc May 28, 2018

magersucht

Magersucht is a serious and sometimes deadly mental illness . It is most commonly found in young teenage girls to young women. They restrict their intake of food and over exercise with the thought that they are humongously fat in their head. They are often dangerly underweight.

I for example have magersucht, or anorexia. I once weighed 80lbs at 5´6ft. It was not pretty now I have been in treatment for a while, but I still think I am terribly fat. Today I weigh 105lbs at 5´7ft. Three weeks ago I weighed 120lbs. I still am losing weight and don´t want to stop. I know the consequences. But it is not like I want to be this way, it is like I am forced to be this way, and yet I fail to seek help for recovery.

by Leenaa April 22, 2008

magares

Used with "hilares" to rhyme and emphasize how funny something is.

girl: how you doin?
boy: i'm fine.......... but you the finest..........
girl: you are funny
boy: haha thank you!
girl: funny looking
boy: (...)
girl: hilares magares! (walks away)

by hugbug4lyfe August 14, 2010

macure

someone who is very tall and/or has a built body

John is very macure.

by ducks r November 5, 2010