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Masturbation Marathon

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.
by Face_Bones August 29, 2013
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marathoning

Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.
Hey, I can't come out tonight. I just got the last season of Lost on DVD, and I'm marathoning it right now. I can't put it down.
by Philosophistry February 15, 2009
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Lionel Migration

Apparently, the most popular word on Urban Dictionary, because every other time i hit random, it pops up.
Maybe random should be renamed, Lionel Migration

*See Other Definitions for real meaning*
Bill-*hits random on urbandictionary.com*
Bill-"DAMNIT!!!"
Jack-"what?"
Bill-"I got sent to Lionel Migration again!"
Jack-"Dude, thats like, the 20th time this minute.You suck."
by Nixon1 July 4, 2008
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marat

Marat is an awesome, smart, kind, loving, person. He is like a god compared to all other peoples.
"have u met marat?"
"yeh, isn't he the greatest guy ever?"
"yeh, he is awesome."
"no, he is a god"
by okatu August 7, 2016
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Magatards

Someone who denies the results of a fairly run election and refuses to accept reality.

Gas-Lighting hypocrites.
Look at our current politics and trumps magatards”
by RęalTælk September 14, 2022
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Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.
Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.
by YTMOSH October 2, 2012
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Katie Mcgrath

An Irish celebrity best known for her role as Morgana Le Fay in the BBC version of MERLIN.
How beautiful did Katie Mcgrath look in last nights episode?
by Smithielockdown March 23, 2011
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