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Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
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magical vacuum 

When you suck a fart out of a girls ass and hold it in like a bong hit
Yo man last night I magical vacuumed demi alll night!
magical vacuum by Slipperyshinyseal September 1, 2017

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Magical Mechanicus Moment

That moment when, after working for a long time on a technical project, you realize you can no longer fully remember how it works
"You might even have a magical Mechanicus moment, where after dozens of hours playing you're not entirely sure how the factory works anymore"
- MandalorGaming: Factorio Review

magical death spit

Noun

Magical Death Spit is a term referring to venom that a dragon has spat (or whatever is past tense for spit), typically when it is spat at another living thing and kills it. This is a term used a little before given a proper name in the Wings of Fire books, which are books about dragons.
Kinkajou: We were totally losing the battle before Glory shot her magical death spit!
magical death spit by Monarch727 December 31, 2020

Magical Trevor 

A well loved wizard whose tricks are ever so clever and usually involves disappearing a cow. He also has a leathery leathery whip which is made of magic.
Magical Trevor by PlayaX September 25, 2004

Magical Flying Llamacorn 

A llama with extremely powerful powers, it comes form the land of terraberthia. They are the rulers of terraberthia and can bend time and space.
Chase, did you just see that Magical Flying Llamacorn fly away!