mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not

Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.

by MCLX June 12, 2018

Mariano Law

When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.

PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”

by Mariano. October 4, 2021

mafian

guy works for mafia

Guy 1: wow that nigga works for "mafia"
Guy 2: yeah, he's true mafian.

by fbpw January 2, 2019

mariano

an emo edgy boy

mariano che schifo quello

by xShotoBey January 18, 2022

mafiajoe

The Italian guy that breaks legs

ie: Ill make you an offer you cannot refuse

by mafiajoe July 27, 2003

Mariano

Mariano🙏 Is a true blessing

Your are sweet , charming ,

Funny, thoughtful 🥰 generous , a bit moody but alswaus for a reason . One thing about a mariano he love to communicate always he might hold back but always shows his loving comfort side 💓💓 he’s warm , smooth gorgeous smile 😊

Would never left a lady lift a dime nor open a door . MARIANO Is a pleaser makes sure you get your nut first 🤭🤤🤤🤤 after he teases you trust me he will make sure to devour you inch to inch 😊😊🥰 just thinking about a mariano makes me wet💓💓

Mariano is a family type and will never hurt you ❤️🤞🏼

“Porq mariano es un hombre tan guapo”

by Babesitah November 23, 2021

Mariano

Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.

Mariano plays Minecraft for no reason.

by Yehegdvhsuwjsjzjx September 4, 2019