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Masterbaiting

A term a pedo uses when hunting under age women. Aka Jail Baiting. These people usually troll on chat-avenue hoping one crosses their path. They also drive big white vans with tinted windows around schools.
1: I went to masterbait at the mall today but the security guards caught me and kicked me out.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.
by DEFT7S July 1, 2011
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masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure
I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!
by Genius February 27, 2004
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masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off
who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.
by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009
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Maddenbating

Adj: In the act of, spending countless hours and countless days playing any of the EA Sports Madden NFL games. Preferably before online play back in the good ol' days.
Frank: las vegas vipers
Frank: boom, thats nice
Frank: that was always my madden
Bert: mine was something like the portsmouth or newport sharks
Bert: with that shark logo
Frank: rhode island rampage too
Frank: with the rhino logo red and black
Frank: bad ass
Bert: haha right back before online, the complexity of the game was making your own stuff
Frank: yeah i had a f****** ball with that
Frank: just entertainin myself
Frank: maddenbating
Bert: that is the best ever
by Berthalamu February 16, 2009
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masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.
I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.
by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016
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Masterbaiter

Masterbaiter = Me
by Ƥapi October 10, 2018
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Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat
Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait
by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019
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