Mactard

Mac users who think they are better than people who use PCs, and think they know everything about Macs, but in reality don't know much about anything and just like feeling superior to others.

Windows User in Mac Lab: "Dude, this is so annoying, every time I touch the sides of the mouse it keeps spreading all of my windows out."

Mac User: "Oh, here you can turn that off in System Preferences. Let me show you."

Mactard: "HAHA! The PC has made you dumb. Expose is the best thing to grace this planet, you just don't know how to use it cause you're dumb!"

Windows User and Mac User: "STFU ALREADY DUDE."

by Aune February 20, 2009

maceta

1.) Puerto Rican slang for who hesitates spending his / her own money.

1.) "What a maceta this dude. He left a penny for a tip!"

by Garabato October 9, 2009

Mactastic

The art of making the awesome Big Mac or getting a awesome Big Mac. Commonly used by McD's employees.

Dude, that is Mactastic!

by st00d March 30, 2009

mactard

A mac user who has no understanding of computer hardware, engineering or what makes computers fast, and thinks their mac is the best computer ever because it has a finely polished GUI.

mactard:My mac is soo fast because it uses all of its resources to render the shadows on my window buttons.

Listener: Wow. You are mactard.

by angrypenguin February 10, 2006

Mactard

Someone who paid twice as much for a computer that does half of what a PC can do. Incapable of admitting this error, they weave an elaborate fiction, believing that they are unique and special snowflakes, when in fact they must slavish bond together with other logo-obsessed narcissists to reinforce their collective delusion of superiority.

Noticing that my home built PC lacked an Apple logo, the group of mactards snickered into their identical iMacs and began praying in unison to the Almighty Steve.

by Cresby June 9, 2010

macubator

An overly zealous fan of anything Apple.

I thought the macubator was going to cum in his pants when he finally got to the counter to pay for his iPhone.

by stonegatherer November 18, 2007

mactavish

n. The process of having sex with a girl without the use of a condom. Named after hockey player Craig MacTavish, who is famous for being the last hockey player in the NHL to play without wearing a helmet.

Al: Yo man I heard you MacTavished that broad last night.
Rando: Yeah playa I bare backed her.

by Catauro July 23, 2006