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A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.
I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.
Machine by probablement February 20, 2012
The machine has made many unfair laws.
machine by Noah June 29, 2003
I went to the opp block and sprayed my machine
Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.
You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.
Machine by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021
He told me to fuck off because my Cortex praefrontalis is faulty.
I ended my long time relationship for you. And now i'm scared.
Would you be so kind and acknowledge that i am not a machine that flawlessly functions through this turmoil.
machine by Krkič May 21, 2019
a perfect, non mistake entity with no social life. Can adapt to any situation to be the best at all costs.
Machine by Wang chung December 2, 2004