mac

The most fucked up and retarded piece of shit out there. Short for Macintosh. I think it was supposed to be a computer, but they accidentally used a pile of shit instead. Probably made by the same poor deprived children who made your shoes. With the same materials. Also the 'computer' that my school system uses. Blech.

Billie McRetard: DUDE i just bot me a new mac and it rocks so much u all sux i hate u stupid loozers haha you use a real compooter but im 2 fucking dumb to no the diferents.

Joe McNotAnIdiot: Stop talking before I shoot you.

by Joe McNotAnIdiot March 07, 2005

mac

A player who owns all the ho's

Dude, that guy is such a mac

by Player345 February 17, 2008

mac

to eat, or consume. Mac deriving from MACoroni and cheese and Big MAC.

Slang: To kiss, make-out

My favorite foods to mac on are watermelon, pizza, artichoke hearts, and chocolate.

Slang: Jakob has been macking on Cindy all night long.

by Cindy D. March 22, 2008

mac

the coolest biggest pimp in the world

Dang mac, said all the girls, you are a pimp

by Codu March 02, 2008

mac

The Man is a Cunt. Man's a Cunt.

You're a fucking Mac

by FaceAche November 05, 2006

mac

short for making out usually used by guys but not bros or girls or faggots

ya i totally want to mac her


Friend: so what did u do with becca last night
Me: nothing really just mac'd for a bit

by Craig Kat July 11, 2008

mac

MAC = Magnetic Acceleration Cannon

Cortana fired three successive rounds out the MAC gun straight into the covenant frigate. Its shields faded, died, and the last round ripped a massive hole through the floating behemoth.

by evan schmidt June 02, 2007