A rare medical condition that causes the patient to not have a reflection in mirrors. There is currently no explanation for this condition. It affects less than 0.01% of the population.
by 2CleverUsername November 2, 2007
Get the Maartechen Syndrome mug.He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!
If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
by Maarten(duh...) October 8, 2019
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a crazy and wunderfull person with a big heart and maybe even to much care about others. This pretty amazing and attractive girl should focus on her own sexy ass....even if she got a lot of nicknames from all her stupid bestis and she's a great friend she got only one habibi. love you
that's soo martje....
by stalker_007 January 3, 2017
Get the martje mug.A Martje is a very kind and polite girl. She’s always there for her friends and tends to put the needs of others over her own. Even though a Martje often has an uncountable amount of friends it’s important for her to have a best friend she can lean on. But don’t worry although it may seems like a Martje is perfect at all times there are times when even she doesn’t know what to do. Some Martjes also tend to be extremely jealous when it comes to their boyfriends or crushes.
by glowfeels February 26, 2018
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A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.
A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.
Kerstin: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.
Ten minutes later:
Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.
Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!
Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...
*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.
Ten minutes later:
Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.
Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!
Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...
*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*
by Lisa4321 December 6, 2011
Get the Maarten mug.A Maarten is a boy who is probably smart,sweet,caring,funny,brave,nice and also attractive or hot asf.
He can be an arrogant jerk, an idiot or an asshole but if you get know him very well.
He can make you smile and feel like your world revolves around him.
Anyone can agree that he makes an absolute perfect boyfriend and a caring friend.
He also have a sense of dark humor.
A maarten will always or sometimes be there for you if youre feeling sad
(it depends on if they are busy or not).
Many girls would like him because a Maarten is attractive or hot asf.
He can be an arrogant jerk, an idiot or an asshole but if you get know him very well.
He can make you smile and feel like your world revolves around him.
Anyone can agree that he makes an absolute perfect boyfriend and a caring friend.
He also have a sense of dark humor.
A maarten will always or sometimes be there for you if youre feeling sad
(it depends on if they are busy or not).
Many girls would like him because a Maarten is attractive or hot asf.
Friend 1: Hey, I need to talk to u about that one boy i met earlier. He is an idiot but he was also attractive for some reason.
Friend 2: Ohh i see, whats his name?
Friend 1: His name is Maarten.
Friend 2: Ofc hes a Maarten. They literally attractive asf for somehow and i dont know why.
Friend 2: Ohh i see, whats his name?
Friend 1: His name is Maarten.
Friend 2: Ofc hes a Maarten. They literally attractive asf for somehow and i dont know why.
by ThatOneMaartensGirlfriend69 November 19, 2021
Get the Maarten mug.The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.
by SmellyMaartenSucks May 28, 2016
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