Madeline 

a girl who is very lovely and classy,usually uses good manners and is very mature and sophisticated. usually has brown hair and hazel eyes,though appearance may vary. madelines are usually short and may or may not be curvy. well known for there sense of humor and sarcasm and they're also good at listening to others problems and giving advice. alot smarted than they tend to let on because most madelines are afraid to stand out(unless its in a good way),though will do so regardless of whether they try are not.madeines hate it when you misprounce their name though they dont like starting conlicts and most likely wont correct you. madelines are very creative and are usually gifted in art or dance. they usually have great fashion and music tastes. if you know a Madeline or are a Madeline congratulations because you honey are amazing and beautiful and the only people who hate you are jealous,or are offended by your frankness and how you tell it how it is in most situations

"wow that girl is really cool,she must be a madeline"

Madeline by xo_Lady_ox August 12, 2014

the alphabet of manliness 

The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.

To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:

"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.

Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

* People getting drop-kicked in the face

* Phallic aggression

* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive

* Garish disregard for the well-being of children

* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures

* Intimidating rhetoric

* Obscure penile references

* The triumph of flannel over good taste"

- Maddox

Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:

"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock

If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"

the alphabet of manliness by LoganP June 26, 2006

Madeline Sheehan

The bad girl of romance
badass writer extraordinarie
author of Undeniable series

Don't make me go all Madeline Sheehan on your ass.

Madeline Sheehan by ScandaliciousBR June 8, 2013

Finding Madeline 

This is the term for smoking MDMA, colloquially knows as ecstasy, molly, mandy maddy etc

Derived from the term 'chasing the dragon'

A pleasant an enjoyable experience

Some people will often seek an even greater feeling by doing more, but regardless of how much they do. she will never be found.. just like the dragon wont be caught.

Woaah, I feel great. A little more and i'll be finding Madeline!

Finding Madeline by FelixG October 13, 2011

Madeline Hannah 

The most amazing red-head you will ever meet in your life. Probably whiter, with lots of freckles :) (which are a good thing)
Sexy, Beautiful, Awesome, Loving, Trusting, and Gorgeous.... Amazing blue eyes... no one can compare to her. Hilarious, Can make everyone laugh and has the best friends in the world! <3

"Look at that girl... her hair is so beautiful and look at those eyes!!"
"she must be a Madeline Hannah.... she has to be"
"ya dude, lets go talk to her.... and get a date"

Madeline Hannah by maddie16 January 25, 2010

alphabet of manliness 

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

alphabet of manliness by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006

madeline 

A girl who is artistic, funny, and has the dirtiest sense of humor. She is very shy in public but is outgoing as hell around friends.

That girl's so quiet..
Oh, no she isn't. That's just Madeline.

madeline by foxshammy February 12, 2017