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meathole mangler

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.
He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.
by Meatholemangler June 2, 2017
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moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
by kikispeedster May 22, 2010
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Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
by nickreaper October 26, 2011
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cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.
by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009
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Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"
"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"
by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011
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Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.
The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.
by poononymous July 31, 2006
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tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.
by Fin8715 April 7, 2011
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