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The Fabrique Nationale M249 is the US Army's standard-issue squad automatic weapon (SAW/light machine gun). It fires the 5.56x45mm NATO cartridge, and can accept either linked ammo or M-16 compatible magazines. It weighs 23 lbs loaded, 20 empty. It's intended for suppressive fire, not accurate point fire, and therefore comes equipped with a built-in bipod for spraying Charlies at long range. Standard US military doctrine is to issue one M249 for every 4-man fire team (two or three M249s per squad).

The M249 Para variant features a folding stock and a shorter barrel. It is designed for paratroopers, who naturally prefer its compact dimensions. However, the Para is most often spotted in the hands of hyperactive 13-year-olds playing that Counter-Strike game.
Corporal, I see dirty terrorists coming up the street. Keep their heads down with your SAW while I go around back and flank em with the rest of the squad.
by Tronno November 11, 2004
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M2K

n: Someone who can chaingrab perfectly.
I was M2K'd from 0 to death.
by whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 28, 2006
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M249 "The Misclick"

The most expensive weapon in CS:GO. Clocks in at a whopping $5200, which is over half of the money cap in casual. The only reason to use this over the Negev is because you misclicked.

The Negev has a better magazine size (150 versus 100), better fire rate (1000 rpm versus 750 rpm), and turns into a literal laser beam after the 14th shot fired. Not only that, the Negev costs $1700. You can buy a Negev and a M4 and a flashbang for the cost of a M249.

Just buy the Negev. It costs less and turns into a fucking laser beam after the 14th shot, whereas the M249 is just a piece of shit.
xXx_AwpMain_xXx: "Holy shit. Why the fuck did you buy the M249 "The Misclick"?"
You: "Ah shit. I misclicked. There goes half my money"
by TheRealCannedTuna September 23, 2019
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m203

The M203A1 is a 40mm, single shot, breech loaded, pump action, shoulder fired grenade launcher. It is used by both American and Canadian forces. It is mounted under the barrel. It ranges from 100-400m adjustable in 50m increments. The most commonly used rounds are smoke, CS, and HE rounds. It weighs 1.3kg unloaded and 1.8kg loaded depending on the round. It is simple to operate, take apart, and clean.
The M203 Grenadier took out a trench from 350m.
by Brendan September 29, 2004
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M2AF

Message to all friends. Usually sent over xbox live.
by XxMr._CoolxX January 13, 2008
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I-M-2-6-C-4-U

I'm too sexy for you

(I'm two six-c four you)
Text use: "I-M-2-6-C-4-U geddit?"
by chocolate kettle May 26, 2010
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m2s

A notorious Gang based in Chicopee Massachusetts well known for Murders, Drive By’s , Drugs and Robberies.
Damn Homie them N*ggas got lit up by m2s.
by Bluntskidoo982 March 26, 2020
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